About 5 years ago I received a package in the mail from my mother who was residing in a nursing home in New York. A key detail of the story is that at the time my mother had lost some weight.
Wondering what she sent to me, I opened the package to find a note that said, "I thought you could use these since they don't fit me anymore."
Still wondering what she sent I continued opening the package to find about 4 or 5 pairs of HER UNDERWEAR that no longer fit her!!! I held them up and they were about 3 sizes bigger than me.
First I was outraged! Her UNDERWEAR???
Then I was insulted! Just how big did she think I am???
Then I was mad AND insulted.
Then I called my sister and shared the underwear story.
Then we both laughed and laughed!
So what does this story have to do with anything?
Well, since last December I have been working on losing some weight. My progress is slow but that is how I want it. I don't want to shed the pounds fast only to have them find me again a few months later.
Since December I have lost 35 lbs. I am happy with my progress, slow as it is. I recently shared my weight loss progress with my sister and a few days later I got a card from her in the mail....Heads up: my sister is spelling challenged -- she knows it and I know it and I love her anyway. Now you know it so be kind and don't judge. :)
The card....
Inside the card....
That is actually a picture of my sister, Cretta, getting ready for a
4th of July parade where she was a clown passing out candy to kids!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Too funny!
This card is a keeper for sure...it's perfect...spelling and all!
3 comments:
That is too funny! I remember the underwear thing too!
Just read this post, Loretta! Very funny! AND congraTulations on your weight loss...that is truly an accomplishment!
Oh, forgot to include my name with my comment...Diane J.
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