Sweet Miss Abigail turned 16 on August 5th! She wasn't home to celebrate but instead she was at Southern Virginia University attending a week long Zion's Camp. It's like an EFY but is mission focused. Each participant receives a "mission call" (Abigail's was to New Zealand!), learns how to teach discussions, attend zone conferences and they even get to teach mock missionary discussions to "investigators".
I drove to Buena Vista, Virginia to pick up Abigail and her friends Ashley and Hannah. It was a 6 hour drive one way but actually wasn't too bad. When I arrived in the town I chuckled to see this sign:
"BUENA VISTA
6002 HAPPY CITIZENS
AND 3 OLD GROUCHES" :)
Once Abigail was back home, one year older and wiser, she was able to go to take her test for her permit. She studied the manual a lot (more do than probably any other of our kids combined!) so I had no worries about her not passing.
In our town you can only get your permit on Monday and Friday from 1:00-3:00 pm. That is it -- 2 hours, two days a week. The little white concrete block building on York Street is the happening place for those 2 hours, two days a week. The line was out the door and we stood in the hot sun for over an hour as the line inched ever so slowly toward the door and finally inside. Once we got close enough to see into the building it became obvious WHY we had such a long wait. There was only ONE lady doing everything -- the eye test, handing out the tests, grading the test -- everything! The desk lady looked rough. It seemed that she hadn't even so much as combed her hair after getting out of bed that morning. Either that or she had a really rough lunch break before opening the doors on York Street!
As we stood in line there was a Korean couple who were in line up ahead of us with a boy about 5 years old and a baby about 6 months old who was in a carrier on his dad's back. When this couple finally got up to the desk area the woman went first. She started her eye test by reading the numbers on the top line right to left. Desk Lady looked confused and then reminded the woman to read left to right. She began again and passed the vision test. Desk Lady then asked her if she wanted her test in English or Korean. The women replied that she wanted one of each so if she didn't understand the English she could read it in Korean. Desk Lady said she couldn't do that because the tests are not the same. So the woman decided on the English test. She was given the papers and she made her way to the table to begin her test. At that point her husband made his way to the first stop...the vision test. It was obvious that he didn't understand English as well as his wife did and that is where the trouble began.
Desk Lady asked him to put his forehead on the machine, look in, and read the chart. He too began reading right to left. Desk Lady corrected him and he proceeded. He got through the numbers and letters and then there was a part where their are lights that blink in the area that would be your peripheral vision. Desk Lady asked him what he saw around his head. He pulled his head away from the machine and said, "Walls?" Desk Lady wasn't happy with that answer! Trying again, she asked what he saw around his head and used her hands to motion to the side of her head. The man thought for a minute and said, "Glasses." "No, no, no!" Desk Lady sputtered. By this time the peanut gallery (a.k.a. the people waiting for their kids to get through this painful process, which included me) started to chuckle. Desk Lady couldn't help but do the same in between her exasperated motioning and explaining! Desk Lady did what most of us do when someone doesn't understand what we are saying, she talked LOUDER, (what's up with that?) like that was going to get the communication flowing! "WHAT DO YOU SEE AROUND YOUR HEAD?" she asked loudly and patting her head. The man put his hand on his head and replied, "Hair."
Okay, I couldn't help it but I was going to LAUGH OUT LOUD if this didn't wrap up pretty soon! I thought the whole time they should ask the wife to tell him what Desk Lady was asking since she had just gone through it herself but nobody asked me. Probably because I was sitting against the wall muffling my laugh the whole time. Finally, by a total stroke of luck, I am sure, Desk Lady got her question answered. What do you see around your head? (which really isn't an accurate question given the situation, especially to someone who doesn't speak much English!) But he finally gave the right answer of "lights" - DING! DING! DING!
WHEW! Everyone in the room was relieved for the man!
At this point there was still another person in front of Abigail and while she waited I whispered to her,
"Hey Abigail! When you get up there and Desk Lady hands you your test, ask her if you could take it in Korean!" :D BWHAHAHAHAHA! To my surprise she said she was going to do it!
Abigail got up there, did her eye test and was handed her test paper. As she took it from Desk Lady she said, "Can I have it in Korean?" Desk Lady's eyes got big and she tried not to grin. Slowly she said, "What..did...you...say?" Abigail laughed and said, "I asked for the test in Korean but I was just kidding!" Desk Lady looked her up and down and said. "That was bad! That was VERY bad! Did your mother put you up to that???" Abigail threw me under the bus and said, "Yes!" Desk Lady playfully glared at me and repeated "that was bad", all the while me and the lady next to me were laughing! Desk Lady then looked at Abigail and said, "I am going to remember you when you come back up here!!" Hahahaha!
The Korean couple finished and passed their tests just fine and then came the moment of truth for Abigail. Desk Lady scored her test and she passed! YAY! After giving Abigail the white card she had to take over to the DMV to get her permit issued, Desk Lady said, "Wait a minute!" and took the card back. With her pen she wrote something on the bottom of the card:
Okay, I couldn't help it but I was going to LAUGH OUT LOUD if this didn't wrap up pretty soon! I thought the whole time they should ask the wife to tell him what Desk Lady was asking since she had just gone through it herself but nobody asked me. Probably because I was sitting against the wall muffling my laugh the whole time. Finally, by a total stroke of luck, I am sure, Desk Lady got her question answered. What do you see around your head? (which really isn't an accurate question given the situation, especially to someone who doesn't speak much English!) But he finally gave the right answer of "lights" - DING! DING! DING!
WHEW! Everyone in the room was relieved for the man!
At this point there was still another person in front of Abigail and while she waited I whispered to her,
"Hey Abigail! When you get up there and Desk Lady hands you your test, ask her if you could take it in Korean!" :D BWHAHAHAHAHA! To my surprise she said she was going to do it!
Abigail got up there, did her eye test and was handed her test paper. As she took it from Desk Lady she said, "Can I have it in Korean?" Desk Lady's eyes got big and she tried not to grin. Slowly she said, "What..did...you...say?" Abigail laughed and said, "I asked for the test in Korean but I was just kidding!" Desk Lady looked her up and down and said. "That was bad! That was VERY bad! Did your mother put you up to that???" Abigail threw me under the bus and said, "Yes!" Desk Lady playfully glared at me and repeated "that was bad", all the while me and the lady next to me were laughing! Desk Lady then looked at Abigail and said, "I am going to remember you when you come back up here!!" Hahahaha!
The Korean couple finished and passed their tests just fine and then came the moment of truth for Abigail. Desk Lady scored her test and she passed! YAY! After giving Abigail the white card she had to take over to the DMV to get her permit issued, Desk Lady said, "Wait a minute!" and took the card back. With her pen she wrote something on the bottom of the card:
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Too funny! And do you know that no one at the DMV even commented on the *Korean Test* notation! No sense of humor, I tell you!
So, with a passing score on her test it was time for Abigail's permit to be issued. Abigail fixed her hair and looked ready to go. She had planned out that she was going to have the best looking permit picture e.v.e.r. I warned her that DMV photos have a way of humbling you.
While she waited for the people to be ready to take her picture she spotted a cartoon that had my name in it. She pointed it out and I thought it would be fun to get a picture of it. So before they were ready I leaned over Abigail, (the only way to get a straight on shot),steadied my camera and we hear CLICK and see a flash...but it wasn't MY camera. The side of my head was in Abigail's permit photo!! Oops! But I did get a picture of the cartoon. :)
Can we just say that she wasn't a happy permit carrier at that point?
She would die to have me post her permit picture on the blog but lets just say it sort of resembled this picture....minus the chocolate on her lips.
HAPPY SWEET 16 ABIGAIL!!
We love you!
1 comment:
Korean:
자세는 mvd/ dmv 사랑
English:
Gotta love the MVD/DMV!
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