Abigail had some friends spend the night last night. This
morning afternoon when they got up they began foraging for food after passing on my offer to make them something. They found Nutella in the pantry.
Abigail: Oh I found the Nutella! Jacob hid it!
Jacob (turning to me in the other room): I DIDN'T HIDE IT! I hate it when she assumes things! *I* didn't even put it away the last time I used it!!!
I don't know WHY that struck me so funny other than it was just so funny to hear that admission of guilt from his own lips!