Sunday, April 25, 2010

The Valenta's Book of Scripture....

Tonight when helping to tidy up the kitchen Abigail made a point of saying, "I am taking care of the blah, blah, blah that JACOB HAD!"

Jacob's response was,
"Isn't there a scripture that says not to boast about the good you do for people?"

Tim replied, "Yeah, I think that's in the book of Snidealonians!"

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :)

After a good laugh we thought of a few more books of scripture inspired by none other than the Valenta family.....

Whinealonians.....Pesterlonians.....Complainalonians.

We sure could have helped Paul out with his letters to the saints in the New Testament because there HAD to be snide, whiny, complaining people back then too. I am not totally sure but I bet he felt like he had to pester them too!

Ahhh, what a joyful life!

1 Corinthians 10:10
"Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured..."

1 Thessalonians 3:12
"And the Lord make you to increase and abound in love one toward another, and toward all men..."

3 comments:

Don and Robin Cooper said...

Oh how I love reading your blogs...would you mind "adopting" me into your family? :)

Cheeseboy said...

Your family is hilarious!

Mariah said...

That is great! I especially like the book of Whinealonians! I think some of my kiddos must have taken part in that!