Saturday, March 20, 2010

Only In America....

If you are in need of a laugh today this should help! :) (It makes me laugh everytime Jacob quotes it!)

1. Only in America.... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance
2. Only in America....are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in drug stores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in people order a double cheeseburger, large fries and Diet Coke.

5. Only in banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the desk.

6. Only in we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. (I can really relate to this one!) :)

7. Only in we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we don't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in Latin means "many" and "tics" meaning "blood sucking creatures".

10. Only in they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

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